
who’s with me?

when theyre young its okay, it’s annoying, but i dont get offended
when theyre like 10 or 11 its like isadokdlasyduhjkla shutup
and go ‘i’d wear that if i was skinny, and that, and that, and probably that’
and then in your head youre like “maybe i should lose weight…”

and then dinner comes around and youre like:
omg have you ever put on a shirt that was obv way too small for you? And then when you try to take it off your arms get stuck and its like the shirt’s closing in on your body like a python and in your head you’re thinking ‘there’s no way im ever going to get this off of me omfg omfg’
but you cant call for help cause its embarassing and you dont want someone being like “…wtf why would you try to put this on in the first place?”
and then when you finally get it off its a mix of ‘omg i almost died’ and ’LOL I TOTALLY JUST PUT THAT SHIRT ON.’